Re: April 2023 Thread

[joecool]

At Arizona's capitol, the representatives have a lounge where they can relax, have snacks and read. Two Bibles turned up missing, and security found them stuffed under a sofa cushion and in the fridge. After it happened again, they installed a security camera...

...and caught a state representative red-handed. She was a Democrat, which of course is no surprise. But get this. She is also an ordained Presbyterian minister.

I'm at a loss for words.

[Claymore]

Let's see.......

The Denomination that believes that "Enlightenment" is equal to or greater than Written Scripture.....


From Casablanca

The Police Inspector, "I'm Shocked, Shocked to find that Gambling is going on here.".

Hotel staff to the Inspector, "Your winnings, sir.".

The Police Inspector, "Oh, thank you very much."


(Maybe, there's something in those books that she doesn't want people to see?)

[joecool]

The day after Easter, I had to turn on the air conditioning. Since then, we've had 12 inches of snow...and it's snowing right now. Send some globull warming my way.

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