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Post by RRCmdrBennett Thu 19 Jan - 11:37

Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU'RE FIRED!"


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Post by Mark Jones Thu 19 Jan - 13:59

Just a man with, I hope has a hope to help Americans of all kinds.
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Post by ccm2361 Fri 20 Jan - 17:04

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Good riddance Obama

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Post by RRCmdrBennett Fri 20 Jan - 17:55

So glad to see our first Muslim potus go.

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Post by joecool Tue 24 Jan - 16:27

Armageddon was a great movie for a lot of reasons. Remember the scene where Bruce Willis is inspecting the mobile drilling rig? To the horror of all the "experts", he starts tearing out pieces that are superfluous or would jeopardize the mission.

Make America Great Again.

Trump and his cabinet secretaries have just begun the process of tearing out regulations, executive decisions, and Obama-lateral trade agreements that are jeopardizing America's future. I like what I see so far.
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Post by Phillip Gross Thu 26 Jan - 7:22

I must admit that I am happy so far. Was listening to talk radio the other day and they were discussing his possible top pick for Supreme Court being Gorsuch. He sounds like a great judge.
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Post by joecool Mon 30 Jan - 22:54

In the interests of national security, FDR, Carter and Obama put freezes on immigrants coming from certain countries. Not a discouraging word was heard. Trump orders a 4-month freeze on immigrants from 7 (Obama-) identified countries, and the liberals go ape.

The acting AG of the US refuses to defend Trump's order...and is fired the same day. Love it!
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Post by RRCmdrBennett Mon 30 Jan - 23:55

joecool wrote:In the interests of national security, FDR, Carter and Obama put freezes on immigrants coming from certain countries. Not a discouraging word was heard. Trump orders a 4-month freeze on immigrants from 7 (Obama-) identified countries, and the liberals go ape.

The acting AG of the US refuses to defend Trump's order...and is fired the same day. Love it!

You're FIRED! Warms me heart hmm!

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Post by Mark Jones Tue 31 Jan - 7:07

Good for Trump. I like a man that stands up and clears the road.
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joecool wrote:In the interests of national security, FDR, Carter and Obama put freezes on immigrants coming from certain countries. Not a discouraging word was heard. Trump orders a 4-month freeze on immigrants from 7 (Obama-) identified countries, and the liberals go ape.

The acting AG of the US refuses to defend Trump's order...and is fired the same day. Love it!

You're FIRED!  Warms me heart hmm!
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Post by joecool Tue 31 Jan - 8:07

"Lead...follow...or get out of the way."
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Post by RRCmdrBennett Wed 1 Feb - 19:21

I wouldn't have said this before but he is like Reagan in that he does what he wants a straight shooter "cowboy" diplomacy!

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